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Saturday, March 12, 2011

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southwest senior ticket privileges

free window seat
choice of pureed foods
free wheel chair upgrade
map of plane
silent movie channel
southwest tennis balls for front of walker
free oxygen
seeing eye dog
helper monkey - ( puts straw in mouth)
free dose of "senior moment" vitamins
pre chewed - senior moment vitamins
first on plane first off
seat in aisle in back
extra padded seat
afghan to keep you warm
hearing aid for movies -
aarp magazine

map of plane just in case you lose first one
note pad and pen to write notes
clip to clip note pad to chest
oatmeal as choice of food - (cream of wheat for the negroes)
card to give south west employees telling them who you are and where you are going
muzzle - just in case of senior moment in mid air
alka seltzer, mylanta and dulcolax gift pack
magnifying glasses for reading - available from 3 x to 12x - all colors available